I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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