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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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