I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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