what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
