A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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