they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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