We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
