I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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