I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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