hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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