All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
