I CAN MOONWALK!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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