So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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