no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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