I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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