Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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