She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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