How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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