My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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