watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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