I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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