Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
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