Don't make out with my wife yet
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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