break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
id be glad to
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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