Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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