i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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