garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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