I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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