Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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