if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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