ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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