Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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