Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
last night I used snow as a chaser
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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