so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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