It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
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No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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