I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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