Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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