Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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