I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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