I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
