You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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