Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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