At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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