oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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