Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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