Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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