is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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