return my video game
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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