we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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