Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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