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You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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