I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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