oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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