i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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