So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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