dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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